Vegans, rejoice!

There is now a vegan version of Pippa Porcupine’s Skin Unfucking Balm available.

100% guaranteed to be poison free. All plant ingredients. No bullshit. Extensively tested on my mum. I made it to meet a very specific need, which was to make my skin less fucked up,  and share that love with all of my beautiful vegan friends.

Beeswax has been replaced with candelilla wax and shea butter. Other than that, the ingredients are the same as detailed here. The fabulousness is also identical.

Buy it right here, right now.

Vegan Skin Unfucking Balm (30ml) – £6.50

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For the following skin problems: dry, angry, inflamed, itchy, scaly skin, insect bites, eczema, everything gone to shit, is this leprosy? Why is my skin like this? Allergic rashes, nettle stings, contact dermatitis, friction burns, rug burns, shaving burns, sick burns, your face, that weird rash you got off that person when you were drunk that one time, probably not herpes.

Ingredients: Organic cold pressed coconut oil,  organic olive oil, shea butter, organic locally purchased almond oil, candelilla wax, jojoba oil, Vitamin E, lavender and tea tree essential oils.

Do you want to know some cool facts about candelilla wax? It comes from the leaves of a Mexican shrub. The sap of the same shrub was historically used to treat STDs. You learn some amazing things on Wikipedia. And who knows, maybe Unfucking Balm will cure herpes after all…

Disclaimer: Skin Unfucking Balm is not a medical device. Will not cure leprosy, herpes, or your face. For external use only. Not tested on animals, plants or ghosts. Not licensed for sale in the UK, EU, USA or any other territory. If irritation develops, discontinue use and fling product into ritual fire while screaming the Lord’s Prayer backwards.

Porcupine = Love

Buy some Vegan Love for your skin here.

Vegan Skin Unfucking Balm (30ml) – £6.50

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