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Dr. Frankenstein’s Frankincense Monster Moisturiser

30ml Jar – £6 Has your skin become a monster and turned against its creator? Are you searching for the…

Calm.

A soothing herbal moisturising balm. Vegan. No added bullshit. Except the bullshit I wrote in this post. Calm The Fuck…

Vegans, rejoice!

There is now a vegan version of Pippa Porcupine’s Skin Unfucking Balm available. 100% guaranteed to be poison free. All…