I have a Twitter!

I know, it’s not that exciting. But I do have it. Look. Follow me for news and offers and ramblings,…

Dr. Frankenstein’s Frankincense Monster Moisturiser

£6.50 (30ml) Has your skin become a monster and turned against its creator? Are you searching for the science to…

Calm the Fuck Down.

A soothing herbal moisturising balm. Organic shea and Palestinian olive oils, infused with skin healing comfrey, calendula and chamomile, scented…

Vegans, rejoice!

There is now a vegan version of Pippa Porcupine’s Skin Unfucking Balm available. 100% guaranteed to be poison free. All…

Unfucking Balm

Today is a momentous day. The first official batch of Pippa Porcupine’s Skin Unfucking Balm is ready. 100% guaranteed to…